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With these more expensive fucking machines, the salesman and influencers will tell you that each one is the strongest on the market. But they'll give you almost no data and won't test the competition because it's just too expensive. Further, 3 year old fucking machine reviews are meaningless.

Summary

The clear absolute winner is the Enhot Sex Machine. If we also take into account the price-performance criterion, the victory of the Enhot Sex Machine is even stronger.

Methodology of evaluation of fucking machines - scoring

The better quality fucking machines are all machines that are to some extent more or less prototypes made in small batches (300-500pcs) half on the knee. This is matched by the unfinished crude design of all the better fucking machines, which is why we don't take much into account.

At this stage, with such large differences in value added, the evaluation methodology is meaningless. We evaluate by simple judgement.

We did not take into account the speed of the shipment. At 100 or more thrusts per minute, the body already perceives the dildo as permanently inserted, or as a permanently inserted vibrator. You usually turn the fucking machine on at a maximum of 90 thrusts per minute, which corresponds to very fast natural fucking.

F-Machine Alpha Fuck Machine Fucking Machine 80%

The new king of fucking machines excels in all areas and has made a big splash against its competitors. It is only weaker in noise and unfortunately has a very high price. Best if we don't look at the price. In terms of price-performance ratio, the Enhot Sex Machine is better.

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Enhot Sex Machine - 90% reviews

Currently the best fucking machine and probably will remain so for a long time. That's despite costing half of what comparable competition does. We consider the remote control to be standard in this category. It stands out for its quietness and the equally powerful 120W motor.

While the Pro Fuck Machine and HiSmith fuck machines end up with dildos up to 5.5cm, the Enhot Sex Machine can handle 6-7cm diameter dildos to some extent.

We saw the first models of the Enhot Sex Machine at the Shang Hai 2019 exhibition. Back then, it had an 80W motor. According to our testing, it was not powerful enough and so we did not accept it into our offer. The situation changed at the end of 2023 with a 120W motor. It's still not the ideal power for big dildos, but of the mass-produced fucking machines, it is the most powerful on the market.

When the machine is pulled over, it only stops, but continues to run spontaneously. We consider this an advantage, because the dragging is not so disturbing.

Disadvantages over the Fuck 4 Pro Machine: Worse design, due to weaker legs it is less comfortable to tightly clamp the quickdraws.

You can read more in our Enhot Sex Machine review

The Redpipi is sold under the name of the actual manufacturer as Enhot Sex Machine with premium accessories. It is also sold somewhere under the name "The Banger Double-sided Fucking Machine" with standard accessories.

Another advantage of the Enhot is that it can only be used with retractable pins - just by screwing them in.

Hismith 4.0 Premium Sex Machine - APP Control - reviews 60%-70%

China, Price in EU about 600-700 Eur (700-800 Eur - version with display) including taxes.

We have only briefly tested the Hismith 4.0 Sex Machine - APP Control on the Venus Berlin 2024. The power of the 100W motor is definitely weaker than the 120W Enhot Sex Machine according to our rod pressure testing. The machine came to a complete stop when overloaded (the Enhot fuck machine stops temporarily when overloaded). Noise observation was limited by the noise at the event. We estimate that the Hismith 4.0 is quieter than the Pro 4 Fuck Machine, but noisier than the Enhot, as confirmed by independent YouTube reviews.

In our opinion, controlling apps via mobile does not offer any advantages over a conventional remote control.

The price may be significantly lower in some shops. This is a Chinese design, which can be found significantly cheaper in Asian markets. At a cheaper price of around 400-500 Euros, we would rate the 70%.

Hismith Servok Premium Sex Machine App Control - 70% Review

China, price 1200-1500 Eur including taxes

The main advantage is the servo motor, which allows you to change the loading depth on the fly. This is where the application control becomes more important compared to a conventional controller. And, of course, programs, where random (more precisely unexpected) changes in speed and depth of fill can be very exciting.

The 150W motor is the most powerful among mass-produced fucking machines. Due to the design, we conclude that the power is transmitted through a smaller lever and even with the same powerful motor the machine could be significantly more powerful than other fucking machines (with connecting rod). The motor can also be fully capped unlike other fucking machines and the machine is not dangerous to fingers, cables and other surrounding objects.

Due to the design of the motor and gearing, the HiSmith Servok is also significantly noisier than other fucking machines. The measured noise level of 80 dB is extreme and even by simple listening is far from the 50 dB quoted by the manufacturer and competitors. The machine is so noisy that it would disturb the neighbours.

We don't think the extra legs would add significant value. It makes the machine more challenging to transport and assemble and 95% people will not use the added legs.

The price may be significantly lower in some shops. This is a Chinese design, which can be found significantly cheaper in Asian markets. It is a novelty, moreover a rather untuned prototype, which many sex shops, including us, do not want to sell due to lack of quality. And so those who do sell it sometimes have prices really high. The price is already so different from the competition that we have to count it negatively in the evaluation.

But regardless of price, the Hismith Servok hasn't yet beaten the Enhot Sex Machine for home use. It will become so when it is much quieter than it currently is. The HiSmith Servok will now shine at shows where big noise is not a problem and big power is needed for big dildos. Would we also recommend it for a soundproof BDSM salon? Well? Not every sub wants to listen to a locomotive during sexual torture.

For a fucking machine, soft dildos are almost a must

Don't forget that you will enjoy the fucking machine most with high softness dildos. They won't hurt you. They open you up intensely and massage you from the inside. Dilda Redpipi are made in an ideal softness of 7,5HC - i.e. one third hardness against the market standard.

Fastening or screwing attachments on a fucking machine?

Quick release pins often fall out. Especially if the dildo gets squeezed and loose while fucking. The fasteners lengthen the rod and thus the lever. The attachments wobble more in the quick clamps.

We are clearly in favour of screwed attachments. F-Machine, Enhot (both in the standard version, in our Redpipi version only screwing).

Poor quality fucking machines that didn't go on sale

ZSex Machine 535A 30%

It came to market in mid-2024, but is several years behind the competition. The only praise is the powerful 120W motor, which can pull even large dildos.

The biggest problems fucking machine ZSex Machine 535A

The machine starts too fast.

The remote control can't decelerate, only accelerate.

We couldn't get the quick release off. The extensions wobble and fall out.

The height is insufficient for horizontal kneeling fucking.

Changing the stock length is too complicated - removing 8 cover bolts and 3 connecting rod bolts. Basically you have to permanently choose between a 5cm, 7.5cm or 10cm stock length.

The quality of the packaging is poor. It looks like someone threw it in a pile. The cover with the hearts got scratched during transport despite the protective foil.

The plastic cover with hearts is ripe for breaking and prevents the machine from being gripped from underneath. The machine cannot be moved comfortably.

The suckers at the bottom are weak. Even on a solid floor, the front one always comes off.

The manufacturer already has a few years of experience behind him, so you can't blame it on inexperience. This was a screw-up. We're selling the test type well below the purchase price.

The Zsex 535A fucking machine is practically the same price as a great Enhot Sex Machine.